DayZ in a NutshellPost Date: 2014-04-04 |
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Doctor_Derpy
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Topic: DayZ in a NutshellPosted: 04 Apr 2014 at 12:41pm |
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You start off randomly spawned in the area of Chanarus, most likely near the coasts. You are equipped with clothes, a battery, and a flashlight. Shortly afterwards you are hungry and thirsty.
Your main objective is to find buildings and search for food and drink and then a melee weapon. Don't know where you are at? Find a map of Chanarus and look for town signs and landmarks. Once you've found where you are at, make your way to the nearest town for supplies. Keep in mind your current clothes allow for very little inventory, so you'll want to look for new clothes in order to carry more items. You've managed to find a can of soda, a can of tuna, and some gloves. Good start. Now you'll want to continue... wait. Is that a zombie you hear? Yep. He sees you. Go back inside that house and shut the door. Everyone knows they don't know how to use doors because THEY CAN CLIP THROUGH THE WALLS!!! AHHHHHH!!! After you've put down the zombie with a hammer, you'll want to take care of the warm red stuff squirting out of your body. Take off your shirt and rip it into rags. Now use the rags as bandages. Good as new. Carefully move on to the... What? Hungry again? But you just ate 3 minutes ago. Pull out the can of tuna you found and... You need something sharp to open the can. Keep looking. Maybe the guy rapidly coming at you screaming "HEY YOU! I WANT TO AXE YOU A FEW QUESTIONS!" can be of some assistance. Calmly face him and... You start off randomly spawned in the area of Chanarus, most likely near the coasts. You are equipped with clothes, a battery, and a flashlight. Shortly afterwards you are hungry and thirsty. Is that some fruit on the ground? Oh lucky day! Pick up the fruit, dust off the mold, and take a bite. Feeling a little sick? It's probably nothing. Just keep moving... You start off randomly spawned in the area of Chanarus, most likely near the coasts. You are equipped with clothes, a battery, and a flashlight. Shortly afterwards you are hungry and thirsty. Edited by Doctor_Derpy - 05 Apr 2014 at 7:42pm |
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Tidgxor
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Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 1:04pm |
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I got a good laugh out of this, I haven't played the standalone and don't plan to for awhile, but I played the mod a lot.
Reminds of me the spawn situation on many servers for the mod: You start off randomly spawned along the coast of Chernarus. You are equipped with nothing. You are sniped. You start off randomly spawned.. ![]() Edited by Tidgxor - 04 Apr 2014 at 1:04pm |
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