FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login

EXCLUSIVE NEWS regarding GOOGLE RESEARCH!!!

Post Date: 2010-10-18
 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
parallox View Drop Down
Newbie
Newbie

Email address used to purchase matched with forums account email.

Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 48 		  Quote parallox Quote  Post ReplyReply bullet Topic: EXCLUSIVE NEWS regarding GOOGLE RESEARCH!!!
    Posted: 18 Oct 2010 at 1:00am

I have just recieved some exclusive news from an insider from Google regarding some of their most advanced research projects.

After releasing their latest search tool which provides predictive search results before you complete your search keywords, Google was at a loss as to how it could further refine and improve their search products.  After a lot of internal wrangling, word is that Google is not researching TIME TRAVEL!!!  That's right, the only way Google can provide results even faster would be to complete your search and send them back in time before you even thought about even searching for keywords like 'Snookie", "Paris Hilton Sex", "Funny Cats", and "Bieber Sucks"  The CEO has invested HEAVILY in the idea, seeing it is the only way to advance their core product.  Despite some early setbacks, involving mounting a Google Search appliance in a flux capacitor equiped DeLorean traveling at 88 miles per hour, they are confident they can get the technology working within the next 3 months and have it integrated so that results would appear on your Android based Google Phone.
 
So just imagine, you get search results for stuff you weren't even going to think about until two days later show up on your phone... AMAZING!!!!
 
"Wrath of GOD incoming!!!" - Tychus of Starcraft 2 (while piloting an Odin)
Back to Top
!ender_ View Drop Down
DS Veteran
DS Veteran


Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 4219 		  Quote !ender_ Quote  Post ReplyReply bullet Posted: 18 Oct 2010 at 8:52am
...what?
Back to Top
McStrav View Drop Down
Groupie
Groupie

Email address used to purchase matched with forums account email.

Joined: 25 Aug 2010
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 137 		  Quote McStrav Quote  Post ReplyReply bullet Posted: 18 Oct 2010 at 9:24am

Ahhhh Mondays, let's see what else you have in store for me
Back to Top
ablahblah View Drop Down
DS Veteran
DS Veteran

Email address used to purchase matched with forums account email.

Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2312 		  Quote ablahblah Quote  Post ReplyReply bullet Posted: 18 Oct 2010 at 9:47pm
lol dang, did you only just recently get active?
R4D4RPR00F
Core i7 920 @ 3.9Ghz
Asus Sabertooth X58
EVGA GTX 570
Mushkin 6GB 1414Mhz
Back to Top
WardTheSteak View Drop Down
Senior Member
Senior Member

Email address used to purchase matched with forums account email.

Joined: 08 Feb 2010
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 605 		  Quote WardTheSteak Quote  Post ReplyReply bullet Posted: 19 Oct 2010 at 6:08am
...........??
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down



This page was generated in 0.0625 seconds.