My bolt 3 just shippedPost Date: 2016-08-01 |
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Sly2518
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Topic: My bolt 3 just shippedPosted: 01 Aug 2016 at 4:41pm |
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Rather sooner then expected. i was told that it would ship on Wednesday. Sooner is better tho
Here's to hoping that the shipping gods are nice to me
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Snaike
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Posted: 01 Aug 2016 at 5:16pm |
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Right now, do not wait, immediately...
Acquire at least 4 square feet of cardboard, 4 candles representing Driver, Loader, Dispatcher and Warehouseman each (that's respectively: Green, White, Red and Yellow), 4 rubber erasers (they can be small and come from #2 pencil ends but they MUST be from different pencils) and a picture of a computer that is NOT YOURS. Lay the cardboard out flat and place the picture of the computer dead center. On each corner of the picture place the candles in THIS ORDER: Upper Right -- Green Upper Left -- White Lower Right -- Red Lower Left -- Yellow Now, this is the important part... place the erasers under the base of the candles EXACTLY opposite of the picture so your candles are leaning toward the picture ever so slightly. Now, as you light the candles in the order below repeat these words: Yellow -- "We sacrifice this machine so the Warehouseman will store our machine safely during its stay." Red -- "We sacrifice this machine so the Dispatcher will bring us to the front of the queue." White -- "We sacrifice this machine so the Loader will load lightly and gently." Green -- "We sacrifice this machine so the Driver will deliver swiftly and safely." Repeat these mantras in this order until these candles burn down and the picture is covered in all four colors of wax. COMPLETELY covered. Good luck. |
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Sly2518
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Posted: 01 Aug 2016 at 5:26pm |
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Ha ha, hopefully no demon's spawn as I chant that
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Salangsang
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Posted: 01 Aug 2016 at 8:04pm |
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Great to hear that your system shipped!
Sly, you are the one that asked about my cable sleeves on the outside of my Bolt 3, right? Check over on that thread again--I posted pictures of what the names are (got them from the Container Store). |
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Posted: 02 Aug 2016 at 2:23am |
Only if you perform the ritual as instructed. Miss one step, or do it incorrectly and..... ![]() |
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Posted: 02 Aug 2016 at 3:12am |
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